Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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