So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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