Barsexuality is the new black.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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