i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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