Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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