Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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