i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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