Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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