There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
