I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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