so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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