Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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