My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wish you could order shots online.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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