READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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