i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
