Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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