Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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