so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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