We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
