why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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