oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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