the day after is always just damage control
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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