I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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