That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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