Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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