is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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