piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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