I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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