My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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