remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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