after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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