Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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