what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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