i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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