You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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