she was so not down for the gang bang
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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