He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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