Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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