great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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