WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I love having hate sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm always down for nudity.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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