I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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