She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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