Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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