i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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