I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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