I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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