He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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