why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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