Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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