Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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