Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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