i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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