Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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